It doesn’t matter if he was/is at the top of the food chain financially or socially; when it comes to the wife, he is nothing more than a chicken.
So here it is. The 7 differences in a guy’s life Before Marriage Vs. After Marriage.
1. How guys party Before Marriage -
Motive of the party: Absolutely Nothing!
Venue: Club, Bar, Car, Garden or Mere dost ke duur ke dost ka ghar khali hai.
Verdict: “Aaj tera bhai gaadi chalayega”/ "Yeh mat samajh main pee ke bol raha hoon!”
Venue: Club, Bar, Car, Garden or Mere dost ke duur ke dost ka ghar khali hai.
Verdict: “Aaj tera bhai gaadi chalayega”/ "Yeh mat samajh main pee ke bol raha hoon!”
vs After Marriage.
Motive of the party: Wife's brother's youngest daughter's fifth birthday party.
Venue: His house which 15,000 meters away.
Verdict: “Cake accha tha. Kahan sey mangaya”.
Venue: His house which 15,000 meters away.
Verdict: “Cake accha tha. Kahan sey mangaya”.
2. How guys go out on a vacation Before Marriage -
Reason for vacation: Got the salary!
Venue: Goa, Manali or some big event.
Verdict: "Maa kasam saare paise khatam ho gaye. Ab ghar wapas kaise jaaye?"
Venue: Goa, Manali or some big event.
Verdict: "Maa kasam saare paise khatam ho gaye. Ab ghar wapas kaise jaaye?"
vs After Marriage.
Reason for vacation: Wife ne Mannat maangi thi.
Venue: Vaishno Devi, Tirupati or Amarnath.
Verdict: Ek hafta daaru band because your wife got spiritual.
Venue: Vaishno Devi, Tirupati or Amarnath.
Verdict: Ek hafta daaru band because your wife got spiritual.
3. How dudes dress up Before Marriage -
Brand: The most expensive brands.
Fashion: Latest!
Verdict: "Meri jeans bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy.. Actually, main he sexy hoon!"
Fashion: Latest!
Verdict: "Meri jeans bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy.. Actually, main he sexy hoon!"
vs After Marriage.
Brand: Whatever your wife approves.
Fashion: Whatever your wife approves.
Verdict: Ask your wife.
Fashion: Whatever your wife approves.
Verdict: Ask your wife.
4. Control on finances Before Marriage -
Balance in the account (salary day): 60,000/-
Balance in the account (month end): *Owes Rs.5000 to a friend.
Verdict: "Paisa kya hai? Haath ki mel."
Balance in the account (month end): *Owes Rs.5000 to a friend.
Verdict: "Paisa kya hai? Haath ki mel."
vs After Marriage.
Balance in the account (salary day): 60,000/-
Balance in the account (month end): Left at wife's mercy.
Verdict: Still getting used to the daily pocket money of Rs 500/-
Balance in the account (month end): Left at wife's mercy.
Verdict: Still getting used to the daily pocket money of Rs 500/-
5. Freedom Before Marriage -
What a guy can do: Whatever he wants to do.
When he can do: Whenever he wants to do it.
Verdict: "Mere mann ko bhaya main kutta kaat ke khaya."
When he can do: Whenever he wants to do it.
Verdict: "Mere mann ko bhaya main kutta kaat ke khaya."
vs After Marriage.
What a guy can do: Only what his wife lets him do.
When he can do: Only when she lets him do it.
Verdict: Bann gaya kutta dekho band gaya patta.
When he can do: Only when she lets him do it.
Verdict: Bann gaya kutta dekho band gaya patta.
6. Love life Before Marriage -
Level of excitement: Always excited.
Frequency: Jabhi kisi ka ghar khali ho.
Verdict: Try Try till you succeed.
Frequency: Jabhi kisi ka ghar khali ho.
Verdict: Try Try till you succeed.
vs After Marriage.
Level of excitement: Too tired.
Frequency: Whenever the wife doesn’t have a headache.
Verdict: She has a headache from past 6 months (forgot marriage anniversary).
Frequency: Whenever the wife doesn’t have a headache.
Verdict: She has a headache from past 6 months (forgot marriage anniversary).
7. Watching your favorite cricket match Before Marriage -
Venue: Sports Bar, Home or Stadium.
Verdict: Will never miss an important match – “Bhale hi job kyu na chala jaye”
Verdict: Will never miss an important match – “Bhale hi job kyu na chala jaye”
vs After Marriage.
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